I'm back for some odd well I guess boredom mainly, I can't find someone fun who isn't an asshole I guess. I can be funny and I can be nice but only if you allow me to be so if you bite I won't be scared to bite back as I have done before. I have met 1 too many people on here some decent ones and some (insert whatever disgusting word you want to) that are just disrespectful; I'm quite honest and just be honest with me. This is not my real address when we talk I can tell you where I actually live because in the past people I have seen people on know on here. I'm up for a good chat if you are so just say hi and the occasionalwink is okay but not too many because I'm not afraid to block anyone. I'm fun when I drink and if you don't drink then we'll your boring, enough of me chatting crap just message me and find out how crazy I am.
P.s I have no photo because I'm lazy not because I am a man. I have no issue sending a face pic privately once...

Just a horny lady looking for a little naughty chat and role play. If you fit the bill come message just so there is no confusion the roleplay takes place on here not in real life .... and for all you guys that have managed to read my profile please respect my wishes and do not ask for me to give you my phone number or expect to chat on whatsapp or kik etc as i keep this on here for my own safety. I love outdoor fun and fantasy and playing games / role play. I like being treated like a lady outside and less so in the bed or woods! Like being touched up by strangers and then taken roughly behind the bushes -- and on buses in public places, lifts etc- it happened once a man in a lift kept touching me every day on my way to work. I'd feel him hard behind me and then keep touching me up, then finally he put his hand inside my skirt after turning it round carefully, ( all the while people crammed in around us!) and then once when the lift was tightly packed he entered me from...

Help! I want a tall sexy man with a good sense of humour. Would like someone who is a gentleman (except in the bedroom!!).....lol. x

Would you agree that naughty can be nice? If you do, I am sure you will enjoy thrillingly delicious naughty time with me...

Don't know what to write really so just ask!!

well about me...i am funny and cheeky sometimes naughty...;P
but i have a big heart....and big boobs..and butt...and yeah everything big on me...i am BBW...so if you looking for skinny and boney..i am definitely not for you...Gents so avoid to confusion , im to halfway somewhere Nigella Lawson and Dawn French...:P ... well if still interested... .. because just gays and lesbians friends are around me for looong long time...)...getting forget, what is real sex and fun ...and already really miss the young straight tall guys with strong arms and "straight c*ck" ... for some fun...:D

Just wanna explore a bit more.......... ;) - " nothing ventured, nothing gained" COME ON !!

Hi, and nice to meet you!
Couple here looking to have fun and meet nice and happy new people!!!!

Hi I am a 65 year old housewife looking for that little bit extra bubbly good sense of humour looking for a well hung guy heavy cummer would be nice sorry cannot accommodate travel only .xx

I have a pretty relaxed view about life, I am open minded enough to try most things at least once!! I can be a bit shy at first but do warm up nicely! I do have dry sense of humour and I'm not afraid to display it either.
I am looking to have a bit more fun in my life, with someone who has a similar view to life,with a brain, strong & fun character who will give as good as he gets..because I will!! Sorry but no married\ with partner, and if you can't be bothered to put a photo, then why should I be??

Single black voluptuous female looking for... I will know when I come across it ;-) Thanks for viewing and your message X

How do I set my filters so I don't have to see profile pics of cocks? Come on fellas, have a bit of dignity for crying out loud! To describe myself...
Physically- I'm 42 years old, 5'7" tall, size 12. I have shoulder length reddish hair and green eyes. I am indeed a married woman, but allow me to make something clear. The fact that I don't necessarily know what I'm looking for on here does not automatically translate to 'bored housewife needs a shag'. I also want to say (scream) that I have absolutely no desire to be a married man's naughty secret. My own marriage is an open one, and I will not be party to the lies and deceit so many assume I will partake in. I want to communicate with single guys only please, and if you are married, ask your wife's permission, then come back. Now that my gripes are out of the way, I will confirm that I'm actually quite a nice girl really...honestly...I am!

I'm looking for NSA fun DATE from time to time. I'm single sexy with an healthy
appetite that need to be fulfilled . I would rather find a married/ man in a relationship so emotion don't get in the way !! Our main activity will be to have a great time & " self gratification" ! But during our short time together you will be the "P E R F E C T " date ! I enjoy drinks in bars/diner in nice restaurant /clubbing/theater etc... Hotels are most likely to keep it discreet for both parties and I cannot accommodate . I'm looking for a man who know to please a woman! Good kisser and good pussy eater only need apply .Men are like fine wine, so you must be over 35 ! I only fancy Caucasian male sorry if you have an accent event better. Yes, I know exactly what I want & what I need & I m not afraid to get it. I'm not into exchanging lots of emails. If we both fancy each other then we just get on with it. If you still reading this and I haven't scared you off then get in...

i'm looking for someone who is fun loving, enjoys going out and has a great sense of humor. Seeking Tall, handsome white male must be available weekends. Aged between 30 and 46 I'm currently separated and in the process of getting divorced so looking for someone to have some fun with, who must be discreet. Not looking for a one night stand! So if that's all you want please keep on looking! I enjoy (well most of the time!) keeping fit, so would prefer someone that is the same!

Errrrrr................................ i'm pretty naive but curious about a lot of things... potentially a pretty exciting place to be i guess.........

Hello Guys
I'm 5'1 have blue eyes and a cuddly medium build. I have a GSOH and I like to laugh and have a good bit of banter. I try not to take life to seriously but I do have three golden rules Trust Respect and Honesty. I'm looking for somebody I can connect with and start a D/d relationship with. I'm very open minded and enjoy playing. Good luck with your search. x

*Update* Been doing some soul searching and not sure this is right for me. Initially here for me and some casual nsa. It now seems to have turned into an exercise of battling the one liner brigade, shielding from (more often than not) unattractive dick pics and massaging the male egos of some of you chaps. So I'm taking some time out to evaluate my home situation and try to figure out what I want. If you have my email address and want to msg me, that's fine but please don't expect either a speedy reply or a response you might want to hear. Thanks L x I am not married but there isn't an option for long standing but unfulfilled relationship! Easy going, open minded fun loving and looking for some discreet mutual fun. Am not the kind to put it about so would prefer on going rather than one off but would need to be nsa. I am a busty and curvy size 18. If you prefer slim women I am not for you. However if you love curves and BIG bums then get in touch!

Details:- Lives in Essex Im 5ft 2 with green eyes and brunette or plum coloured hair curvy 38g (real) Wicked sense of humour Bi Sexual (only play with another fem if she's with her partner,,, but love mmf. mmmf) Little about me:- I speak my mind and I am abrupt and this often offends but im not here to be bull shit or to be bullshitted, I say it how it is, im the same on here as I am in person(Get over it).
Im a gusher and a nympho for the right person :) Looking for:- Sexy, Fit men with tattooe's (not always),
Non Players, No smokers and after a local guy, He's gotta mentally n physically turn me on too am bi if the right female comes along I DON'T Accom/ Nor do I drive :( (Not single either) Don't bother talking if your going waste my time as I hate time waster who say they will meet and bottle it,, my time is precious, just like me!

hiya guys ..... im all about hot sexy sweaty fun, and want some hard stiff xcitement... im up for most things...ruder and wetter the better but cnt accomadate ive got kissable tits, thick thighs and a phat ass with golden skin and long black hair ill keep u entertained 4 days xx I love my sweet black pussy sucked, fucked & tasted, try and make me squirt - i dare u! Will happily send pics only if serious x
Ps MUST be able to ACCOM!

I'm looking for a friend with benefits.
(Not a relationship )
I am easy going , laid back, plain , simple lady. That likes to live life. I like Reggea, R & B, lovers Rock music, dancing,socialising , reading, cooking. Dining out, cinema, walks by the river and most of all I love to laugh . If you are under 35 yrs old. I'm flattered and I'm sorry. But no thank you. I am not here to judge as I don't like to be judged........... But Married ( attached , separated . Unhappy ) men r not For me.........

firstly if you aint got a sense of humour jog on im here to chat have a laugh and who knows !!!!! like tall dark and handsome men come say hi ............ but please if ur in ur twentys pass me by ......i have sons in that age group also not looking for one night stands at my age !!!!1someone honest,caring,funny is a must wont talk to pics of dicks (r u having a laugh !!!!)) but more than one pic is good as some dodgy fuckers out there if i aint your cup of tea pass me by but beware of creepies, nut jobs and bunni boilers !!!!! have fun be safe. Guys only interested if it 35 plus and already have children.........just being honest will not date anyone near my son's ages and I don't want more kids lool!!!!! looking for the prince among you all...................hhhmmmm r u there !!!!!!!! what you see is what you get theres different sites here rolled into one so im not what many of you think i am !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spontaneous
Witty
Kind
Genuine
Loving
Romantic
Sexy
Submissive and spontaneous
Knows what I like
Willing to try new things I like to go to the gym, keep fi, spa breaks, dining out, and shopping. Like to please my man xx

I like clean smelling nice guys with good manners , at least I do when I'm being an Angel......... !!! I like a tall man who can have a laugh and doesn't take himself too seriously ,but is confident and caring I teach all week , so have to be strait laced and sensible , but come the weekends , I like to let my hair down , I'm a joker at heart and love having a laugh.
I hate the gym and find it boring , so instead I try and go to Salsa dancing classes three times a week , which serves as my keep fit , as it's hot energetic and very , very sexy. I'm not looking for Mr Right , just Mr Right Now , as I work hard and need a playmate for fun at the weekends when I'm home .
Married men need not message me as I do not reply to men who are married , however unhappily married they say they are are , sorry !!

* In the few short months I have been on this site, I find I have to specify that I am not 'easy'. It says what I'm looking for, this does not include one night stands, threesomes, and all that is under the umbrella of 'other' etc. You ~ A good education; conversation is stimulating. A decent physique; not a six pack. Attractive; not model looks, an average good looking man....these men are everywhere. Not pretentious, arrogant, egotistical and presumptuous; someone who is grounded. Someone who has dated women of colour; not someone who has dated women of colour because he has a fetish or exoticizes WoC either. Me ~ Gentle, tactile, soft and warm. I'm attracted to attractive gentle, tactile, soft, warm men (personality and profile). I'm a full blooded female with a very healthy libido. The subtle and creative profile is the key. I have no high expectations but expect you to be polite, friendly, approachable, warm and mature. I rarely respond to the younger 30 something or under. Physical intimacy is essential to my life; like good food, good wine, good conversation, good health and the air that I breathe. My senses are very highly developed ~...

I'm 34 and single, I enjoy a laugh, a bit of flirting and naughty chat. Am genuine and looking for a regular meet, if anything further develops then so be it, I'm not against a relationship if the right person came along and it felt right! If you're interested drop me a message PS I'd rather NOT be contacted by married men...

I'm 34 and single, I enjoy a laugh, a bit of flirting and naughty chat. Am genuine and looking for a regular meet, if anything further develops then so be it, I'm not against a relationship if the right person came along and it felt right! If you're interested drop me a message PS I'd rather not be contacted by married men...

Respectable foreign lady looking for a little fun wither it be texting, emails or casual hook ups or what ever else I might stumble upon. I am very specific in what I am looking for so if you don't get a response from me don't take it personally. Drop me a line and lets see where this go's. *STRICT SINGLE MEN ONLY POLICY*

looking for one regular sex partner !!!!!!!!!!!!

IM UP FOR GRABS TODAY, WHOEVER WANTS ME CAN HAVE ME heres me in a nutshell I'm a tranny, yes that is me!, i thought id give you a list of words of what describe me or what im like and you can derive you own conclusion as to the type of lady i am. sexy, fun, discreet, willing, able, gorgeous, erotic, playful, horny, a minx, bbw, bubble butt, bigger than most but hotter than all. 29, dark skinned, mix origin, london, can accom, looking for attached, regualar play, into dark guys, up to 35, love being on my knees, the thrill of playing away, hairy guys turn me on, role play.....
i can go on but really and truly get in touch if you think you would be my type and if i am yours im a BBW Tran that's tall so if u into big women 'like me' then im your gal, just want something discreet If u not put off by my situation get in touchx xx
tessa

"Hi there, Trixie here ;). Well I get stuck for something to put in these Bio things so I suppose if you want to know anything just ask me. I'd say I'm an exhibitionist! I couldn't live without sex, honestly I have to have it as often as possible! a lot of people call me "the controller" as I love to control and dominate and I'm proud of that because I'm out doing what I love the most ;) I have a lot of experience and love to tease so would like to think of myself as yummy teaser ;)!

Seeing what this is all about, would like some NSA fun on a regular basis with right person.
I'm down to earth, genuine and got some killer curves ;-)
I'm looking for someone to fulfil my wildest fantasies and if you catch me in the right mood I might well help fulfil yours too.

Young grounded girl bisexual and have a bisexual boyfriend we are both very discreet in our fun together or apart and love to have sex as much as possible xx so if anyone wants to play with either of us or both then get in touch , he is 28 x

Where do I start, I have the curves of kelly brook, still interested?
I'm clean
I'm discreet
I'm fun
I'm attractive
I like the gym
I love good sex
I'm adventurous
I'm submissive, occasionally dominant :-)
If you are at least 3 of the above then text me and see what happens .
Also I work long hours in the medical profession, so would like to meet someone that's ok with that, looking for NSA fun x

I'm very outgoing, very attractive, love the gym and of course great sex!!! Don't really have time to meet a lot of people out because of my job.

***** I am sick and tired of time wasters and of being let down ***** Hi, I am looking for a long term relationship (either NSA or with SA) with ONE guy for regular fun to satisfy my sexual needs and appetite. I prefer to accommodate (although he must be okay with dogs and cats), but I can travel within reason. I have moderate level athetoid cerebral palsy (CP) and am a wheelchair user but I have a healthy lifestyle and appetite, so you should be open minded, patient and be willing to experiment. I am willing to answer any questions or concerns from genuinely interested guys. NO TIME WASTERS please - only guys who genuinely want long term fun and who are willing to look past my CP should message me. Thank you! ***** UPDATE 25/09/14: Requests for more pics will be ignored/refused. ***** ***** UPDATE 25/09/14: I get inundated with messages and winks; although this is very flattering indeed, please do not contact me again if I do not get back to you.... I am looking for one guy to have regular meets with and there has to be some physical attraction for me to sleep with a...

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