Married, plan to stay married. Unavoidable circumstances bring me here, but if you are after a one night stand or cheap tramp do not read on, I am not for you .
I am not interested in someone who sleeps with multiple people either. Also, do not ask me to do phone sex with you, as being told to 'pi@@ off' often causes offence.
Hoping to meet one attractive man, with a great sense of humour, to enjoy and appreciate each other's company,as well as mutual sexual pleasure. To make each other feel special, and bring a bit of excitement to life. I guess, a bit like like a mini affair, contact maybe text, emails in between meets etc, so not demanding on your time, and without rocking any boats at home.
I would ideally like a man with hair, no offence to anyone, as I am sure you would prefer a lady with 36dd's and I cannot deliver that either. It is just personal preference. Would also helped if you lived local, or at least visited the area. I am beginning to think this man in mind does not exist. x
I am actually very passionate, celtic, bubbly, and good fun to be with. Despite the photo, like most women I have wobbly bits around the middle that annoy me, I am not toned, so if you are looking for a super model look elsewhere. However, if you want to feel like a million bucks when with a lady, then I may be the one for you, hence why I am fussy, it is essential I fancy the ass of you. I love inappropriate comedy, Frankie Boyle and so on, am pleasantly sarcastic by nature so it is important you have a sense of humour and do not take yourself too seriously.
Age range 35 to 45 only. Unless you are the double of Billy Connolly or Paul Hollywood then yes please do contact me....
I have a soft spot for blue/green sparkly eyes.
In addition, if the answer is a polite thanks but no thanks, please do not message me abuse, it makes you look like a twat, and rather pathetic x
Oral - receiving, Oral - giving and Mutual Play.
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